25 tips to help make you a Happy Camper

Water. Might seem obvious, but always carry a spare supply. Nothing as bad as running out of water for drinking or cooking, especially if you are off the beaten track or wild camping and dying for a coffee or a cup of scald.

Mallet. Ok, a large rock will do, but trust me there is never one around when you need it. A small wooden or rubber mallet is so handy for pitching a tent, awnings, wind breakers and keeping things in their place during the occasional thunder storm. Good idea to have some spare pegs handy too.

Bikes. If possible bring a bike. So, so handy for reconnaissance, exploring and shopping so that you can leave your vehicle parked up. You also get to see and learn so much more about the locality. Handy too for tipping into town for the fresh bread and croissants in the morning.

Coins. How many times have I run out of change for showers or parking metres? I now have a special can for coins but still much prefer when there are no metres on the showers.

Gas Cooker. These portable gas stoves are not expensive but invaluable. Those small two-ring gas units are a life saver and of course carry a spare canister or two.

Torch. It’s 2am in the morning. There’s not a sinner in sight. No light outside either, it’s on the blink. You’ve heard a noise. There’s something just outside the tent…You see my point. Invest in a good torch.

Yellow Vest. Safety first. Always have a couple of yellow vests handy if you are going out walking or cycling, not to mention if you break down on the side of the road.

First Aid. Have you got a plaster? A simple first aid box is a must for happy camping in the event of cuts, stings or minor burns. Keep it stocked and refreshed. Keep it safe and in the same place, so as you don’t have to go looking when ‘disaster’ or that wasp strikes.

Tunes. You gotta have tunes on the dunes and no camping or road trip is complete without its soundtrack.

Tea/Coffee. The basics, but how many times have you run out? Add sugar and milk to suit.

Table & Chairs. Lots of good value fold-up options available or you can improvise…

Toilet roll. Like I said, the basics and yet how many times when you get down to business…Nothing as bad as the cry from a French loo as, ‘NO PAPIER!’ There never is, so make sure to bring your own. The humble bog roll, never really appreciated ‘til it’s gone.

Raingear. Camping and raingear are inseparable as this weekend’s deluge will confirm. Anyway you know once you have it with you it won’t rain and the opposite also applies.

Clothes line. A simple clothes line and pegs is a must if you are camping for any length of time. Handy too for drying beach towels and airing sleeping bags.

Sunglasses. Shades are a camping prerequisite and you do not require sunshine to look cool. Sun cream, sandals, swim shorts and flip-flops are optional extras, but you never know when you will want to go for a walk on the beach or a dip in the sea, so best be prepared.

Thermal Window Screens. These are a must for campervans and motorhomes. They not only block out sun glare and overheating in the summer but afford extra insulation on cold nights and privacy in busy close quarter campsites. I have also managed to pick up a dinky little fan that runs off the vans USB connection which is handy to have on extra hot days.

Go Solar. We have a small 120 watt solar panel fitted to the campervan and it allows for some energy conservation but also some flexibility and independence from the need for an electrical hook up (EHU). There are also some really good solar bulbs on the market which are handy for awnings, tents and some atmosphere as you chill out in the evenings.

Maps. After the compass and the wheel I think maps are right up there as mankind’s most useful invention. Sure, it’s all on your phone these days but not much good if you are out of battery or there’s no signal, as very often happens if you are travelling or camping in remote spots. First thing I suss out in a new place is a town or area map in the tourist office. Always good to know where you’re going and can save a lot of time and hassle.
The Spare, Jack and Tow-Eye. This one I include out of recent bitter experience. If you never have recourse to need your spare tyre, are you certain where it is, or if you even have one? The same goes for the jack and wheel-brace, are they where they are supposed to be? As for the towing-eye, they are no longer permanently welded to the front of the chassis like on the older vehicles. These days the tow-eye is a separate element which has to be retrieved from its storage (hiding) place at the foot-well, beneath the bonnet or with the jack in the foot-well, who knows? I hope you never need them, but best check where they are, just in case you do.

Cúpla Focal. Not a summer goes by that I don’t regret getting kicked out of French by Sister Alphonsus. It seemed like I was smart at the time but there’s not a day I don’t wish I could handle myself with a better grasp of French, even just for basic stuff in shops, bars, restaurants, campsites and reading signs and the like. The same applies for learning basic Spanish. I am glad that I can pass myself as Gaeilge as it’s always good to be able to converse in the vernacular.